we're blogging at a bar
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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