Barsexuality is the new black.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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