the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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