Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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