And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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