If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Randomize
