He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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