idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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