Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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