I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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