You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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