found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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