i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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