So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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