Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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