Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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