we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
