why didn't you poke me back
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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