hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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