chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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