yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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