Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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