then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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