Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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