You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I would fuck him just for his dog
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