I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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