I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just had sex on a roof
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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