The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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