Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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