the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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