oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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