My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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