We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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