real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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