what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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