1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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