Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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