There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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