He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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