I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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