Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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