that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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