we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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