Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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