i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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