Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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