just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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