I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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