his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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