The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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