Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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