Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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