Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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