Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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