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(440): View more from Ohio

My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.

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(631): View more from New York

Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.

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(972): View more from Texas

I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed

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(573): View more from Missouri

Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool

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(210): View more from Texas

im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!

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(404): View more from Georgia

Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire

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(607): View more from New York

Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.

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