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(516): View more from New York

He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.

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(818): View more from California

That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff

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(707): View more from California

he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?

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logic in its finest

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(518): View more from New York

You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops

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(513): View more from Ohio

So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...

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(251): View more from Alabama

Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot

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(914): View more from New York

I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.

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