So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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