i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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