y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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