So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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