I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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