This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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